Lily and Carly
Lily loves to have her photo taken
and will pose
and pose. Carly not so much....
She won't even look at the camera!
I think she's camera shy.....
But I will get a good photo of you one day my dear
Welcome to my
Perfectly Imperfect Life..........
Mary had a little pig,She kept it fat and plastered;And when the price of pork went up,She shot the little bastard.********************Mary had a little lamb.Her father shot it dead.Now it goes to school with her,Between two hunks of bread.********************Jack and Jill went up the hillTo have a little fun.Stupid Jill forgot the pillAnd now they have a son.********************Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.Said Simple Simon to the pie man,'What have you got there?'Said the pie man unto Simon,'Pies, you dumb ass' !!********************Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.All the kings' horses,And all the kings' men.Had scrambled eggs,For breakfast again..********************Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,All over the bedside clock.The little dog laughed to see such fun.Then died of electric shock.********************Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,Kissed the girls and made them cry.And when the boys came out to play,He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.********************There was a little girl who had a little curlRight in the middle of her forehead.When she was good, she was very, very good.But when she was bad........She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.****************************************************** You have to be old enough to appreciate these.If you don't understand them, it is because you are too young!Cheers